Wednesday, August 19, 2020

My Funny Valentine

My Funny Valentine We will first begin with a cartoon from one of my favorite webpages: And it wouldnt be Valentines Day without: r = a(1 cos(theta)) Plot that on your TI-89. First off, yes, I am a blogging delinquent. Ben Jones, I should be arrested. But in my defense, I have had a viral infection rendering my voiceless and without a desire to eat. So I think my Valentines Day saga should really begin on Sunday. Me: Ugggtttthuuuu My Roommate: What is that noise? Me: Thats my throat clearing voice. My Roommate: Thats not sexy. Me: Yes, yes I know. My Roommate: We need a Medlink. Enter Medlink, Mike. Medlink Mike: What seems to be the problem? Me: Ugggtttthuuuu. Medlink Mike: That sounds like you have a throat problem. Medlink Mike gives Bryan medicine. Next Morning Me: Ugggtttthuuuu. Bryan goes to MIT Medical. Me: Id like to see my doctor. Receptionist: Whats the problem. Me: Ugggtttthuuuu. Receptionist: Oh. There have been a number of you like this recently. Me: UgggtttthuuuuOH?. Receptionist: Hell see you at 11:40 am. (Fast Forward) Doctor: It seems like you have a viral infection. You should take some Robitussin CF and oh yes, no kissing. Bryan walks to La Verdes in the Student Center to purchase Robitussin CF but they only have the Childrens version, so Bryan opts for Robitussins long-lost cousin, Tussin CF. Fast forward to Wednesday at MIT The scene is set. Bryan walks into the Student Center wearing gray and black. Everyone around him is dressed in red or similar shades. Bryan walks to 2.008: Design and Manufacturing II with best friend, Rob. Outside of lecture stand the MIT Muses who have been serenading unsuspecting individuals all day. Muse 1: Hi Rob. Rob: Hi. Muse 2: Were here to sing to you. Rob: Oh okay. The Muses sing to Rob. Bryan and Rob enter lecture to learn about injection molding. (It would be unfair of me to just publicize the Muses. The Logs also performed serenades today as well. And the MIT Marching Band also performed band-o-grams.) Classes end and Bryan trudges through the snow and puddles to the Student Center. His voice recovered but still a little under the weather. The End This film goes out to my Valentine who will get her Valentines day kiss when Im no longer sick. :^) And to all of you, Happy Valentines Day!!!

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